B D's note for jokes

Hi, guys! In this note you can post as many jokes you know. Here is one:

\(B\ D(creator\ of\ this\ note)\) - Two dogs go to a barber shop. Before they enter they see a sign which says \(No\ dogs\ allowed.\) . The first one says "Oh no! What are we going to do?. The second says "We go in. Dogs can't read, right?"

\(Ram\ Mohith\) - One day a father told his son that he he should get many marks in his exam as if he should achieve the moon. The son wrote the exam and he got a big . When the father asked about it the son replied that " You told that I should achieve moon so I brought the moon in to my paper" .

\(Ram\ Mohith\) -
Chintu : Today we have bought a new fridge.

Bintu : Oh !!! How is it working ?

Chintu : Using Current !!!

\(Ram\ Mohith\) -
Teacher : Playing sports like cricket, football, etc is very good for health.

Ramu : I will play these sports for so much time

Teacher : OH !!!@ It is good Ramu, How much time do you play ?

Ramu : Till my mobile gets switched off or when my mother starts scolding me to open my books and stop playing video games of cricket and football in mobile.

\(B\ D(creator\ of\ this\ note\) -

This happened at real. I haven't taught of this.

Gogo Say that you lost something.

English teacher I lost something.

Gogo Did you check under there?

English teacher Under where?

Gogo Why did you say underwear?!

\(Mohmad\ Farhan\) - Child 1: I am finished! (as in work)

Child 2 interprets it as 'I am done for' and says: What's the problem?

Child 1 furrows his brows and says, quizzed: Problem? What Problem?

Child 2 thinks what Child 1 said in the first line as 'I am dead' and says: Ohhh! Now I know! You are dead.

Child 1 slaps himself on the forehead and then says a string of profanities and expletives to vent out his anger on Child 2

The bottom line of this story is that we should not be bothered by what other people think. And that we should be clear in what we say.

Note by B D
2 weeks, 6 days ago

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Child 1: I am finished! (as in work)

Child 2 interprets it as 'I am done for' and says: What's the problem?

Child 1 furrows his brows and says, quizzed: Problem? What Problem?

Child 2 thinks what Child 1 said in the first line as 'I am dead' and says: Ohhh! Now I know! You are dead.

Child 1 slaps himself on the forehead and then says a string of profanities and expletives to vent out his anger on Child 2


The bottom line of this story is that we should not be bothered by what other people think. And that we should be clear in what we say.

Mohmmad Farhan - 1 day, 5 hours ago

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Thakns!

B D - 21 hours ago

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This happened at real. I haven't taught of this.

Gogo Say that you lost something.

English teacher I lost something.

Gogo Did you check under there?

English teacher Under where?

Gogo Why did you say underwear?!

B D - 1 week, 5 days ago

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Teacher : Playing sports like cricket, football, etc is very good for health.

Ramu : I will play these sports for so much time

Teacher : OH !!!@ It is good Ramu, How much time do you play ?

Ramu : Till my mobile gets switched off or when my mother starts scolding me to open my books and stop playing video games of cricket and football in mobile.

Ram Mohith - 2 weeks, 4 days ago

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Thanks!

B D - 2 weeks, 4 days ago

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Chintu : Today we have bought a new fridge.

Bintu : Oh !!! How is it working ?

Chintu : Using Current !!!

Ram Mohith - 2 weeks, 4 days ago

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Thanks!

B D - 2 weeks, 4 days ago

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One day a father told his son that he he should get many marks in his exam as if he should achieve the moon. The son wrote the exam and he got a big \(\large 0\). When the father asked about it the son replied that " You told that I should achieve moon so I brought the moon in to my paper" .

Ram Mohith - 2 weeks, 6 days ago

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Put it in the note.

B D - 2 weeks, 5 days ago

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