B D's note for jokes

Hi, guys! In this note you can post as many jokes you know. Here is one:

B D(creator of this note)B\ D(creator\ of\ this\ note) - Two dogs go to a barber shop. Before they enter they see a sign which says No dogs allowed.No\ dogs\ allowed. . The first one says "Oh no! What are we going to do?. The second says "We go in. Dogs can't read, right?"

Ram MohithRam\ Mohith - One day a father told his son that he he should get many marks in his exam as if he should achieve the moon. The son wrote the exam and he got a big . When the father asked about it the son replied that " You told that I should achieve moon so I brought the moon in to my paper" .

Ram MohithRam\ Mohith -
Chintu : Today we have bought a new fridge.

Bintu : Oh !!! How is it working ?

Chintu : Using Current !!!

Ram MohithRam\ Mohith -
Teacher : Playing sports like cricket, football, etc is very good for health.

Ramu : I will play these sports for so much time

Teacher : OH !!!@ It is good Ramu, How much time do you play ?

Ramu : Till my mobile gets switched off or when my mother starts scolding me to open my books and stop playing video games of cricket and football in mobile.

B D(creator of this noteB\ D(creator\ of\ this\ note -

This happened at real. I haven't taught of this.

Gogo Say that you lost something.

English teacher I lost something.

Gogo Did you check under there?

English teacher Under where?

Gogo Why did you say underwear?!

Mohmad FarhanMohmad\ Farhan - Child 1: I am finished! (as in work)

Child 2 interprets it as 'I am done for' and says: What's the problem?

Child 1 furrows his brows and says, quizzed: Problem? What Problem?

Child 2 thinks what Child 1 said in the first line as 'I am dead' and says: Ohhh! Now I know! You are dead.

Child 1 slaps himself on the forehead and then says a string of profanities and expletives to vent out his anger on Child 2

The bottom line of this story is that we should not be bothered by what other people think. And that we should be clear in what we say.

Note by B D
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One day a father told his son that he he should get many marks in his exam as if he should achieve the moon. The son wrote the exam and he got a big 0\large 0. When the father asked about it the son replied that " You told that I should achieve moon so I brought the moon in to my paper" .

Ram Mohith - 1 year ago

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Put it in the note.

B D - 1 year ago

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Chintu : Today we have bought a new fridge.

Bintu : Oh !!! How is it working ?

Chintu : Using Current !!!

Ram Mohith - 1 year ago

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Thanks!

B D - 1 year ago

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Teacher : Playing sports like cricket, football, etc is very good for health.

Ramu : I will play these sports for so much time

Teacher : OH !!!@ It is good Ramu, How much time do you play ?

Ramu : Till my mobile gets switched off or when my mother starts scolding me to open my books and stop playing video games of cricket and football in mobile.

Ram Mohith - 1 year ago

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Thanks!

B D - 1 year ago

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This happened at real. I haven't taught of this.

Gogo Say that you lost something.

English teacher I lost something.

Gogo Did you check under there?

English teacher Under where?

Gogo Why did you say underwear?!

B D - 1 year ago

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Child 1: I am finished! (as in work)

Child 2 interprets it as 'I am done for' and says: What's the problem?

Child 1 furrows his brows and says, quizzed: Problem? What Problem?

Child 2 thinks what Child 1 said in the first line as 'I am dead' and says: Ohhh! Now I know! You are dead.

Child 1 slaps himself on the forehead and then says a string of profanities and expletives to vent out his anger on Child 2


The bottom line of this story is that we should not be bothered by what other people think. And that we should be clear in what we say.

Mohmmad Farhan - 1 year ago

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Thakns!

B D - 1 year ago

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