# Computer Science Jokes

We all had our laughs at Math Jokes and Physics Jokes. It is time that we begin sharing Computer Science Jokes too.

Let me begin the party by sharing some of my favorites:

Programmer: I am going to visit a neighbor. Do you need anything?

Wife: While you're out, bring some eggs.

The programmer never returned

xkcd 221

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world:

• Those who understand trinary
• Those who do not
• and those who thought this was the old binary joke back again

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

Jon Skeet is the new Chuck Jones:

• Jon Skeet coded his last project entirely in Microsoft Paint, just for the challenge.
• When Jon Skeet points to null, null quakes in fear.
• The Dining Philosophers wait while Jon Skeet eats.
• Jon Skeet can solve the the travelling salesman problem in $O(1)$

3 years, 4 months ago

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Shopkeeper : Sir, your grand total is $65 Programmer: I'll give round figure,$64.

- 3 years, 4 months ago

Hi I'm new here can you please explain the policy here.

- 3 years, 3 months ago

- 3 years, 3 months ago

Like how

- 3 years, 3 months ago

Hi;

Could you explain what you are facing difficulties with? I will try to help you

Staff - 3 years, 3 months ago

wife : Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen

programmer: goes, buys everything, and drives back to his house.

wife: (angrily) Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?

programmer : There were eggs!

- 2 years, 10 months ago

Jon Skeet of stackoverflow legend!

- 3 years, 4 months ago

I like the first joke you cracked.

- 3 years, 3 months ago