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Computer Science Jokes

We all had our laughs at Math Jokes and Physics Jokes. It is time that we begin sharing Computer Science Jokes too.

Let me begin the party by sharing some of my favorites:

Programmer: I am going to visit a neighbor. Do you need anything?

Wife: While you're out, bring some eggs.

The programmer never returned

xkcd 221

xkcd 221

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world:

  • Those who understand trinary
  • Those who do not
  • and those who thought this was the old binary joke back again

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

Jon Skeet is the new Chuck Jones:

  • Jon Skeet coded his last project entirely in Microsoft Paint, just for the challenge.
  • When Jon Skeet points to null, null quakes in fear.
  • The Dining Philosophers wait while Jon Skeet eats.
  • Jon Skeet can solve the the travelling salesman problem in \(O(1)\)

Now go ahead and add your jokes.

Note by Agnishom Chattopadhyay
11 months, 2 weeks ago

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Shopkeeper : Sir, your grand total is $65

Programmer: I'll give round figure,$64. Harsh Shrivastava · 11 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Harsh Shrivastava Hi I'm new here can you please explain the policy here. Chinecherem Orafu · 11 months, 1 week ago

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@Harsh Shrivastava Like how Chinecherem Orafu · 11 months ago

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@Chinecherem Orafu Hi;

Could you explain what you are facing difficulties with? I will try to help you Agnishom Chattopadhyay · 11 months ago

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wife : Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen

programmer: goes, buys everything, and drives back to his house.

wife: (angrily) Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?

programmer : There were eggs! Sambhrant Sachan · 5 months ago

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I like the first joke you cracked. Ashish Siva · 10 months, 2 weeks ago

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Jon Skeet of stackoverflow legend! Ameya Daigavane · 11 months, 1 week ago

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