: A proof that girls are evil (its a joke people, don't take offense)
Girls require time and money, so...
Time is money, so...
Money is the root of all evil, so...
(Again, its a joke, don't kill me please)
: Life is half happiness and half sadness(This is more insightful than funny)
Life + Love = Happiness
Life - Love = Sadness
Adding the equations, and cancelling out +Love and -Love, we get...
Life = Happiness + Sadness
: Cats have nine lives, so why can't dogs have nine legs? (Kinda stupid, honestly)
No dog has 5 legs,
A dog has 4 more legs than no dog,
: Pizza cylinder
A cylinder with radius and height has volume...
(PI x Z x Z x A is PIZZA, for those who didn't get it)
: Se* = Fun (This is explicit...Sadly)
So, Se* = Fun.......(Sorry, but it is kinda funny. If you didn't get it, and are older than 13 years, think of the integral as an S)
: Salary Theorem (Similiar to Proof 1)
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Power = Work/Time
Knowledge = Work/Time
Knowledge = Work/Money
Money = Work/Knowledge
As knowledge approaches 0, money becomes infinity, so it is safe to say that the richest people are quite dumb and to get a good salary, you must be dumb. (Don't tell Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos that I said that)
(I will add Latex to this proof later)
: Flying Magnets are good to attract women (more instructions than proof)
If you need attractive women or girls to be attracted by you, do the following
Hurl a magnet somewhere at the speed of light squared
Throw in some useless variables like h, i and k.
You have now got your very own, CHICK MAGNET!!!!!
LOL I love this one LOL
I will add more when I have the time, please suggest some funny proofs in the comments as well. Until then, Peace!