Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It's two gross.
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A: A roamin' numeral.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?
A: They had nothing in common.
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is pi ?"
The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"
The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"
The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".
(A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" )
comment any other you know!