Q: How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?
A: Neither has real roots.
Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
A: A Mobius strip club.
Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancée?
A: With a polynomial ring!
Q: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?
A: Snappy answers.
Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate)!
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A middle school math problem! (HAHA) :P
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Mobius Dick.
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four
Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'
OK a last one....
A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with mathematics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero...." :D
comment any other you know!