How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
- A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
- An inclined plane is a slope up.
- A slow pup is a lazy dog.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
How many mathematical logicians does it take to replace a lightbulb? None: They can't do it, but they can prove that it can be done.
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