If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. -Neumann
It's May! The May Newsletter is out and we hope everyone enjoys their summer vacation!
New Features you should be excited about
- Did you like the new look with the Topics tab on the top?
- Logic is up! Feel free to be a bit more rational.
- Want to be a Curriculum Developer? Brilliant is hiring
Oh, and do not worry. The Chemistry Map is on the way.
The Wiki Parties
Some of the recent wikis worth mentioning are:
Creative and Challenging Problems
- Level 1 - 2:
- Level 3 - 5:
- Level 6:
Do you like Carrots?
Popular Posts in the Past Month
- But you don't look like a programmer
- Best Problem Posted Contest
- Sandeep's Philosophy of Life
- How do I love mathematics?
Top New Active Members
The WhoToFollow List
Joke of the Month
One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before.
The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.
"This is one third of my monthly salary!" he yelled.
Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him:
"I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people."
So it happened. The professor got a plumber job and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly.
One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber has to go to evening classes to complete the eight grade. So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of the circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it, he filled the white board with integrals, differentials and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result he got "minus pi r squared".
He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was frustrated. He looked a bit scared at the class and saw all the plumbers whisper:
"Switch the limits of the integral!"
Looks like we should start a plumbing section on Brilliant...