Drawing Inspiration from @Satvik Golechha's SOTW (Status of the week), I've decided to start the MVOW competition.

As a sample verse, read this to get an Idea-

```
If a triangle has no right angle ,
And the area needs to be seen
Multiply half by two of the sides
And the sine of the angle between
```

. Rules and Regulation:

\(\bullet\)-You must post your verse as a **comment below** for it to be a valid entry

\(\bullet\)-The contest opens on **19/10/2014 (4,50 P.M)** and ends on **26/10/2014(GMT+5.5) (4.50.P.M)**

\(\bullet\)-The winner of the competition will be decided based on **Number of Upvotes-Downvotes** only.

\(\bullet\)- The verse must have something to do with **Math**

\(\bullet\)-The verse **need not be original**, but if it is please add that- You get **Brownie point.Original verses will have the upper hand in case of a tie. They shall also be awarded Brownie points(Brownie points indicate my upvote on your comment. That is, I would upvote only original verses :) )**

\(\bullet\)-**English** is the only accepted language.

\(\bullet\)-Only **one** entry per person is allowed.

\(\bullet\)-**Like and Reshare this note so that this reaches a large audience. Don't forget to participate in this too.. Enjoy**

\(\bullet\)-Results will be announced by **27/10/2014 (7 p.m.)-(GMT+5.5)**

\(\big(EDIT)\)-**Winners would be decided based purely on number of upvotes since certain verses are receiving far too many downvotes**

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Who is the King of the Mathematical terms?

The Mathematical T-Rex

The one who can withstand any differentiation

Is the one and only, \(e^x\) – Nanayaranaraknas Vahdam · 2 years, 11 months ago

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Although i am cubed and squared,

But nothing much in me to add,

Other natural numbers make my fun ,

But remember i am the number "1" – Palash Som · 2 years, 11 months ago

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It's original :

You will never wish to have me ,

Because I am nothing .

But something important I have ,

And that makes me everything .

Not able to still get me ?

Root me , square me , cube me for a game ,

Double me , triple me or halve me now ,

But shall you obtain everytime the same .

Never mess with me ,

Because I have great ability ,

I still , till today leave mathematicians perplexed ,

One of the last to be discovered , such great is the dignity .

I make enemies and who mess with me ,

Multiply them to make them like me , I confess ,

Some people are there , no enemies or friends in need ,

So , I add and subtract them to let them have their value indeed .

I do have like others have some best guys , who are liked by me ,

I divide myself from them to obtain infinity , you see .

Eleven's my friend ,without it's predecessor , shall never exist ,

Until there was somebody like me to subsist .

I am defferent from others in the universe ,

My power to myself is not possible ,

Not negative not positive , not imaginary nor complex ,

Call Mr. or Monsieur

IMPOSSIBLE!There are still many mine problems to be solved ,

Many uncovered secrets involved ,

I am , of the numbers , a great

HERO!Always remember me , I am important , I am

ZERO! – Utkarsh Dwivedi · 2 years, 11 months agoLog in to reply

– Krishna Ar · 2 years, 11 months ago

You have put in Quite a lot of effort..Great!Log in to reply

– Utkarsh Dwivedi · 2 years, 11 months ago

Yeah , I just put my head on it . Actually it was not a effort or hardwork , it was just fun . Try it yourself.Log in to reply

– Jimmy Shi · 2 years, 11 months ago

Looks like you put in a lot of time in this, amazing!Log in to reply

– Utkarsh Dwivedi · 2 years, 11 months ago

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Original verse:

Everyone saw me as a negative one,

and immediately thought that they were done,

But then they suddenly square rooted me,

and now i'm sadly just imaginary. – Charlton Teo · 2 years, 11 months ago

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Original

My dad called me stupid

A math problem I have done

He asked me 9+10

I replied with 21.

(Based off of a vine) – Jimmy Shi · 2 years, 11 months ago

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Verse #1The meaning of life?A question for you,It's not that hard,It's 42.You said it had to do with Math. – Sharky Kesa · 2 years, 11 months ago

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– Sharky Kesa · 2 years, 11 months ago

Original.Log in to reply

– Krishna Ar · 2 years, 11 months ago

Hey, what's the specialty of 42???Log in to reply

– Ritu Roy · 2 years, 11 months ago

You can check wikipedia. You will find the article on 42 very interesting.Log in to reply

– Sharky Kesa · 2 years, 11 months ago

I meant 'meaning of life'. Star Trek link.Log in to reply

Performed by The Klein Four.

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@Krishna Ar , I agree that this Contest Is WAY TOO old now But Kindly Read my Verse.

Based of a hindi Song, But original

Ye kaali kaali aankhe, \(2\sqrt{2}\)(Two root two)Ye gore gore gaal....*Ye tikhi Tikhi Mazre,\(2\sqrt{2})\) *

Ye hirni Jesi Chaal \(2\sqrt{2}\)Indians Will understand ;) – Mehul Arora · 2 years, 4 months ago

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Original

Without me maths is incomplete,

Its just ordinary subject without beats,

I make it solvable,

And also justifiable

Iam zero

But in maths i am the hero – Naman Kapoor · 2 years, 11 months ago

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The Square Root of Three (Harold & Kumar: Part Two)

I’m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer, Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued Your love for me has been renewed – Abhishek Shirali · 2 years, 11 months ago

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. :):) – Pooja Hariharan · 2 years, 11 months ago

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– Krishna Ar · 2 years, 11 months ago

You dont get the joke at all. Do you know binary number base?Log in to reply

@Krishna Ar Did you see that many didn't see

`Topic isn't boldable`

.@pooja hariharan My last Comp. Sci. teacher had taught me that.

GoodOne. – Arya Samanta · 2 years, 11 months agoLog in to reply

– Pooja Hariharan · 2 years, 11 months ago

Thnk u :):)Log in to reply

An algebra teacher named Drew,

Tried to find the square root of \(2\),

He found it between,

\(1/4\) and \(14\),

But couldn't get closer. Can you?? – Harsh Shrivastava · 2 years, 11 months ago

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To bash, or not to bash, that is the question. – Justin Wong · 2 years, 11 months ago

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Why did microsoft release windows 10 instead of 9?

Because

7 8(ate) 9 – Krishna Sharma · 2 years, 11 months ago

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This is original and my status too. SUCH AMAZING ARE PRIMES-" INFINITELY MANY BUT REALLY REALLY RARE." – Subrata Saha · 2 years, 11 months ago

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There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who are good at math and those who are not good at it! – Vasavi GS · 2 years, 11 months ago

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