Math Jokes

I challenge you to make me laugh at a Math Joke, but be warned, I'm not good at math.......

Like this -

5.85987448 is the most delicious number, why, because it is pi + e = pie HAHAHAHA - yeah, its not that funny.......

You shall get a special role in my next problem that I post, if you make me laugh.........

Begin!!!!

Current Best Joke by- David  Vreken\color{#3D99F6}David \ \ Vreken (Polygon joke LOL)

Note by Percy Jackson
4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Why shouldn't a math teacher call her students average?

Because it's a 'mean' thing to say.....

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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This really made me LAUGH!

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Find the volume of a pizza with height A and radius Z

Formula = pi * r^2 * h

Answer = pizza (r = z, h = a)

So the volume of the pizza is pizza. LOL XD

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Hah, nice one

+1 for that, I should say...

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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For the joke of π+e=pie(yummy)\pi+e=pie(yummy), shouldn't it be π×e=pie(yummy)\pi \times e=pie(yummy)?. Because in algebra when two letters are joined (English, Spanish, French, Greek etc.) it means multiplied by.

Lâm Lê - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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That's true!

Yajat Shamji - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Sure, just ruin the joke by using too much math.........................................@Lin Le

Percy Jackson - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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If u do a crime 90 times u will only be caught 45 times because:

sin90=cot45\text{\large sin90=cot45}

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL, that made me laugh XD - Your name shall be as winner until someone does better

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Winners are temporary until someone posts a better joke

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Why is tanos(thanos) called tanos? Sin happens cos(because) of tanos.:

sin(os)cos(os)\large \frac { sin(os) }{ cos(os) } = tan(os)\large tan(os)

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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You've regained your former glory, Mr. Winner @Siddharth Chakravarty

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Did you know that 3.14% of the sailors are pi-rates?

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Almost there......

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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ii and ππ went into a roast contest.

Whoever roasts the other guy in the best way wins

ii said to ππ, "Get rational"

ππ said to ii, "Although I am transcendental, and not "rational", at least I am real"

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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That's a good one, but I've heard it before, so it doesn't make me laugh, no offense

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Yeah. This is copy paste from there: link

Páll Márton (no activity) - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I promise

I have never seen that before.

I just made it up @Páll Márton.

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Yup, i read it there only

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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What did 50 do when he was hungry???

58

Aaghaz Mahajan - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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eighteateight\approx eat?

Páll Márton (no activity) - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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nope....its ate, as in the past tense of eat

Aaghaz Mahajan - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Aaghaz Mahajan Yeah :) :) :)

Páll Márton (no activity) - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL, almost there, but @Siddharth Chakravarty joke was better

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL! XD

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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What did the mathematician's parrot say when she escaped from her cage? Polygon!

David Vreken - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Nice one! Also, are you doing the competition?

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I was hoping to work on them today, although with the time limits and my time zone I may not be able to keep up.

David Vreken - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I am sorry, I did not get this one.

I Love Brilliant - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Parallel lines are vegetarian because they never meat!

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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wow

I Love Brilliant - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Why did the student turn in a blank paper for the exam?

All the answers were imaginary numbers LOL XD

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Why do plants hate Mathematics

because that gives them square roots

Anubhav Chakraborty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

I Love Brilliant - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Q: Why are obtuse angles always so depressed A: Because they are never right

Rikhin Kavuru - 4 months, 1 week ago

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then even acute angles too are depressed

I Love Brilliant - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Definition of Recursion in the dictionary:

See "Recursion"\text{See "Recursion"}

Mahdi Raza - 3 months, 1 week ago

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Not a math joke....but slow claps LOL XD

@Mahdi Raza

Percy Jackson - 3 months, 1 week ago

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ty. thats a good one

num IC - 1 month ago

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@David Vreken, @David Hairston

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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But then 3306333063 is also delicious, because it is equal to
PIE(36)=P362+I36+E=251296+1836+15PIE_{(36)}=P*36^2+I*36+E=25*1296+18*36+15! :D

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL, I didn't laugh though.....

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL :P

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Seven demigods shall answer the call,

To storm or fire the earth shall fall,

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death

The Ultimate Team - I have united the seven -

@Leo Valdez, @Piper McLean, @Jason Grace, @Annabeth Chase, @frank zhang, @Hazel Levesque, @Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Hamza Anushath - Look at the above comment.....

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Hamza Anushath - See the prophecy comment LOL no one responded.....................yet

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 1 week ago

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Try this:
There was once when the principal came to observe our Maths lesson, while we were learning π\pi.

Our teacher asked us the value of π\pi during the lesson.

There were several answers: ‘approximately 3.143.14’ ‘227\dfrac{22}{7} or 355113\dfrac{355}{113}’...

Then one classmate started reciting the value of π\pi.

‘The value of pi is 3.141592653589793232020...3.14159265358979323\color{#D61F06}\underline{2020}...

That was when a round of applause started off in our classroom.

Trust me, if I didn’t hear my phone number between the numbers, I would’ve fallen for it!

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL, it made me smile, you're almost there buddy

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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What geometric shape do you see when entering a Starbucks?

Ans : a line LOL XD

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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There was a fight between 19 and 20 then 21.

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I get it, but it isn't that funny, no offense.....

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Ok LOL I will try something else.

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson

i8πi 8 \sum π

AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I ate some pie?

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Yes

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Not that funny.....

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD :D

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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The basic joke: sin  xn=sin  xn=six=6\cfrac{sin\; x}{n}=\cfrac{si\cancel{n}\; x}{\cancel{n}}=six=6

Páll Márton (no activity) - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I don't get it @Páll Márton

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Simplification

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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You should simplify sin  xn\cfrac{sin\; x}{n}. And you just divide by n

Páll Márton (no activity) - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Páll Márton (no activity) Oh, ok, now i get it, nice! but its not enough.

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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What is in the imagination of a mathematician?

Want to know the answer?

ii

@Percy Jackson

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Maybe I should keep a joke limit, or Hamza Anushath will post every math joke in the world - That's a non-math joke.

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Hahaha

Point taken

I won't post any more...

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Its a joke, you can post all you want, I don't mind

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson Oh

I didn't know

Ok then

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Hamza Anushath - When is @Yajat Shamji posting BRILLIAthon problem 1?

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Where do Mathematicians go when they are sick??

L' Hospital

Aaghaz Mahajan - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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??? @Aaghaz Mahajan

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Read up L' Hospital's rule

Aaghaz Mahajan - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Aaghaz Mahajan OK, didn't really seem funny though.....

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Which is the darkest line in geometry - The 'tan'gent

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL XD

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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My notifications are filled with @Yajat Shamji - this, mention[10421093:Yajat Shamji] - that, because his morning community thingamajig is taking place in places where I have subscribed to the comments LOL

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Well...

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Seeing a video about a book the 10 sins(crimes), someone stared a joke in the comment zone:
the 9 sins-there aren’t 10 sins
the 8 sins-there aren’t 9 sins
the 7 sins-there aren’t 8 sins
...
the sin-there aren’t 2 sins
THEN things got weird.
the -1 sins-there aren’t positive sins
the 0.5 sins-integer sins don’t exist
the π\pi sins-rational sins? you must be kidding
the ii sins-there are no real sins
the 1+i1+i sins-there are only complex sins
I read all that and thought:no sins-there is no sin :D

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Jeff Giff, you sinner, you have committed the biggest sin, and that is dethroning @Siddharth Chakravarty and making me laugh :)

You're winner for now.......

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL :D

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Why is Iron Man called Iron Man despite needing oxygen? Because:

GoldTitanium\frac{Gold}{Titanium} \approx IronOxygen\frac{Iron}{Oxygen}

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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For clarification, Gold =79= 79, Titanium =22= 22, Iron =26= 26, Oxygen =8= 8

All numbers are atomic numbers.

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I get it @Yajat Shamji, but not all numbers are atomic numbers

That is like saying infinite elements exist (do infinite elements exist?)

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson?

Yajat Shamji - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Why is the alphabet called the alphabet? Because αβ\alpha \beta = alphabeta = alphabet! :D

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Good one! But not good enough................

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson, @Jeff Giff

Although it is a good joke, it is actually true. That's why the ABC's are called the "alphabet"

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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Oh! Never knew that. Just thought it was the only reasonable explanation to the word ‘alphabet’. :)

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I don't get it @Yajat Shamji

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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When you feel cold, go stand in the corner of the walls because it is 90 degrees there.

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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F, C, or K?

Vinayak Srivastava - 4 months, 1 week ago

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It depends on the temperature you want @Vinayak Srivastava

It is our choice

LOL :D

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 1 week ago

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C, because it is the only temperature unit in which it will be very hot. But it could be F also if not much hot.

Siddharth Chakravarty - 4 months, 1 week ago

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nice one

num IC - 1 month ago

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Those 2 are very common jokes @Siddharth Chakravarty - It'll take more than that to beat David Vreken's Polygon joke(LOL)

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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I died at this joke on the internet -

By what angle should you approach the girl you like?

A-cute angle

LOL XD, I'm Dead, and typing from Elysium in the Underwolrd LOL XD

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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An atom says to another:
I lost an electron! I’m positive!
Then it heard a faint whisper from a neutron:
Geez, it doesn’t know that I’ve turned from positive to neutral...\small \text{Geez, it doesn’t know that I’ve turned from positive to neutral...}

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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i,π,Φ,e,0i,\pi ,\Phi ,e,0 went to a TV program. They try to roast each other to gain pride.
ii says: Oi! You lot! Why don’t you learn from 0 and get rational?
π\pi: Because being transcendental feels special!
Φ\Phi taunts back: I’m the special one! I’m the golden ratio!
ee: Yeah, come on, 0 is nothing, ain’t it?
00: Well, at least I’m real!
Φ,e\Phi ,e: Well but we’re at least something!
π\pi: Shuddup! Φ=1+52,i=1,e=limx0(1+x)1x\Phi=\dfrac{1+\sqrt 5}{2},i=\sqrt{-1},e=\lim _{x\to 0} (1+x)^{\frac1x}, but I can’t be algebraically represented!
ii: ...

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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lol

I Love Brilliant - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson

Plot twist, Percy is trying to make us write math jokes so that he can make a best-seller of the best jokes about maths in one book

Frisk Dreemurr - 4 months, 1 week ago

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Who would buy a book on math jokes? I'd buy a book on demigod jokes, but math jokes, not really.............

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 1 week ago

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he said its a PLOT TWIST so no problemo

I Love Brilliant - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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@I Love Brilliant You mean she

Percy Jackson - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson Ya LOL

Frisk Dreemurr - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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@Percy Jackson I guess it is my fault tho. Many people assume Hamza is a male name, and somehow god decided many men to be named Hamza

And for me, a girl, to be named Hamza as well

LOL

Frisk Dreemurr - 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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why is 6 afraid of 7?
because seven ate nine. (7 8 9)

num IC - 1 month ago

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nice, but over used, so it gets boring

Percy Jackson - 1 month ago

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First, check out about redshift & blueshift on wiki if you don’t know what that means.
A physicist was driving across a cross-section when the red\color{#D61F06} \text{red} traffic light was on. He bumped into a pedestrian and hurt him. On the court, he was accused of violating the traffic safety code.


He said: It’s not my fault! I assume you have heard of redshift and blueshift?
The judge checks it out on wiki.
The physicist continued: When I was driving, the traffic light was moving towards me relatively, so I experienced blueshift and mistook red for green!
The judge nods and thought in silence for a while.


Then he said: Well then, at what speed would you expect such a light shift?
The physicist answered: Approximately 90% light speed?
The judge says: VERY WELL! YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH A FEE OF 114 MILLION DOLLARS,\text{VERY WELL! YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH A FEE OF 114 MILLION DOLLARS,} BECAUSE YOU WENT 90% LIGHT SPEED FASTER THAN THE LIMITED SPEED!\text{BECAUSE YOU WENT 90\% LIGHT SPEED FASTER THAN THE LIMITED SPEED!} Physicist: Why did I say that? WHY? WHY?

Jeff Giff - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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LOL XD nice!

Percy Jackson - 4 months, 2 weeks ago

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